Call it lack of tact but the headline I saw was funny as hell, it read: “Khulubuse Zuma’s car hijacked outside KFC”
The hijacking part was not funny of course, but the mental image I had was that of Khulubuse Zuma cleaning out all the stock at KFC.
As it turns out, Zuma was not in the car, but his bodyguard was the one who was using the car and got held up by two gunmen.

Khulubuse Zuma is the Aurora mine boss who also happens to be the nephew of Jacob Zuma and he also weighs a ton.